Dramatic Music, Please...

[MazY]

<Stands at podium>

People of the Photoshop Guru Forums, I do not come here to conquer. No, I come in peace with the offer of slightly surreal humour and medieval recipes for an almost perfect biscuit.

Follow me and I shall lead you each to untold wealth and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Remember, come election time, Vote Biscuit - Vote Maz. I thank you...

Oh, and I used to use Photoshop a lot but then stopped, and am now just falling in love with it all over again.

End Dramatic Music

 

[dv8_fx]

<Rises from his computer chair>

Applause , applause.... that's one intro you don't read everyday.... lol..

Welcome to PSGurus, MazY.

Nice to know you got your love for Photoshop back. You've got a lot of catching up to do. No worries... a helpful bunch of people you will find here.

Enjoy your time.


<continue jazz music>

 

[MazY]

I thank you, both for the warm welcome and the subtle use of incidental jazz music.

 

[Jessicayla]

You've got my vote! Welcome!

 

[MazY]

Jessica, when I become king, as will surely happen in time, there will be a place for you in my royal chamber.

 

[Jessicayla]

I am honored, my (future) lord.

 

[MazY]

You guys chat amongst yourselves for a few moments. Jessica and I are just doing that bonding thing.

 

[shurgard]

Welcome and agreed thats some intro,
made me smile.

 

[Frey]

Welcome to the zoo! Don't feed the trolls and you will do just fine

 

[MazY]

Welcome and agreed thats some intro,
made me smile.

I don't do plain and boring. Smiling is good!

Welcome to the zoo! Don't feed the trolls and you will do just fine

I share food with nobody!