Caption me

[Paul]

One of my own photos from the local zoo.
Caption it in a funny way guys.

 

[iDad]

I have a good one I'll add tomorrow ....good idea, Polly

 

[sprucemagoo1]

Hopefully I have got the species correct.

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[iDad]

LMAO.....

 

[Steve]

Here's one for you.

 

[Paul]

:mrgreen:

 

[Tom Mann]

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And, since we're going in that direction, if you don't like the caption, have you heard this one?

A parishioner goes to her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female cockatoos, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say", the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun"

"That's just terrible!" the priest exclaimed.

He gave the matter some thought and said,"You know, I may have a solution to your problem. I happen to have two male talking cockatoos that I taught to pray and read the Bible."

That's great. Might you bring your cockatoos over to my house? We could put them in the cage with mine and maybe they'll teach mine how to behave!"

The next day, the priest brought his male cockatoos to the woman's home. As she ushered him in, she saw that his two male cockatoos were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

They put the males into her cage and immediately the two females birds squawked in unison, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun"

There was a moment of stunned silence. Completely taken aback, one of the male cockatoo looked over at the other and said, "Frank, put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered."

ca-Ching!

T

 

[Fatboy73]

There's just something about cockatiels...

 

[sprucemagoo1]

A something about Mary moment?

 

[Fatboy73]

A something about Mary moment?

Yep.